Because He Likes to Cut Off His Sleeves

My favorite Thanksgiving quote of the night:

Me: I want to take a picture of you with your turkey, but your armpit keeps getting in the way!

Ian: Well, I'll put something else on.

Me: You will?

.....Pondering the statement.....

Me: HERE! Put on your sweatshirt!

Ian: It's a sad day when one puts on a budweizer sweatshirt in order to look better in a picture.....