Say What?!

A conversation while on our way home from work:

Me:  {sneeze!}

Ian: Excuse me!
      I mean, excuse YOU.......I mean, bless you.....

Me: {big grin}

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A recent transaction with "Tom," a regular at work:

Tom enters wearing a hat.

Me:  Hey, Cowboy!

Tom: I'm not a cowboy.

Me: Then what's with the hat, Tom?

Tom: It's an Australian hat.

Me: Made from crocks?

Tom: No.

Me: Kangaroo?

Tom: No.

Me: KOALA?!?!

Tom: {gives the look that says, "get me my grande in a venti now, please.}

Me: I can't believe you're wearing koala.....