Conversations During Monday Night Football

Me: "Ian, did you get eggs yesterday?"

Ian: "Yeah."

Me: "I don't see them."

Ian: "Well, I know I can say I got eggs."

Me: "Hmm...did you forget them in the store or the car or something?"

After returning from the car, eggs in hand, "Well, THAT'S a first."

Me: "Well, you did say you bought eggs."
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Referring to Brett Favre:

Ian:  "Wow! He just threw it like it's nothing!"

Me: "What'd you say?"
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 Me: While surfing the net,"What is that?"

"What?"

"What are Dock Icons?"

"Are you talking about football? I only know about football."
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Him: "Pick up half the distance, and kick a field goal. What do you say, Kate?"

crickets

If we can't share common interests, at least we can share the couch really well.....