Setting the scene: Katelyn, stage right is applying make-up in preparation for work while Ian notices a HUGE ugly spider sneakily attempting to invade Katelyn's closet. Ian takes note that the spider is too high to reach with a tissue.
Ian: I'll need the vacuum.
Katelyn: sighs in relief!
Ian prepares the necessary tools to obliterate the evil forces in our house and home. Katelyn swoons.
Katelyn: Have you ever wondered if a spider could just crawl his way out of a vacuum?
Ian shaking his head: No can do. It's a one way street, Cupcake.
It's a radio drama! I can hear it all now! The Adventures of Ian Bean Privite Eye!
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