Someone's Riding the Bus To School Tomorrow

(Commuting to the CIA and then to work, on a fabulously sunny morning)
"Uhhh...did you shave those chicken legs?"

"Um. YES! I did. And, they're NOT chicken legs."

"Well, yes they are and why didn't you use lotion?"

"I can't because the scent of the lotion would effect the coffee bean. And, paSHAHH! They're NOT chicken legs."

"You're right, they're not. But you do have a big head."

(long pause)

"It's like a watermelon on top of a toothpick."